So, a rare thing happened last night. Something I did and afterwards I got to thinking "only a man would say or do something like that". This thread is dedicated to things like that, occurrences, peculiarities, gross things, thoughts, odd turned things and just plain weird things that are mostly associated with men.
What was mine? Well, after a delicious supper concocted by the soon to be Missus Triplegee, I was prompted to attend a ceremony at my throne during which I expelled a near perfect "halo" of excrement. I mean, an unbroken ring around the entire circumference of the toilet! We're talking nigh onto 15 inches unbroken! Yeah! I know! I felt like a newborn father I was so proud! Now, some of you young fellers may not think that's a big deal but I'm 63 and "Solid circumferential deposits" are not a strong characteristic of we old wizened ones.
So, beaming with pride, I hollered at my future beneficiary and said "hey baby, come look at this before I flush it!"
She, who possesses nearly all the class in our relationship, whole heartedly declined my invitation with her own exasperated "HONEY!!! That's gross!!!" So, encouraged by her disgust, I offerred up the possibility of me taking a picture or two and posting my accomplishment on Facebook, TikTok and Twitter! While Fascistbook and the Chinese Spy Site may frown upon it, Surely Elon Musk would appreciate my grand achievement as open minded as he appears to be this month.
Milady countered and thoroughly chastised me about doing anything other than sending my prize straight down the toilet as quick as possible. So, with mixed emotions of pride and feelings of loss, I flushed my creation down to hell or at least the septic tank.
Afterwards, I was pondering why women don't appreciate or respect men for their significant accomplishments regardless of how bizarre or unconventional. That string of thought is what led to this thread.
So, what are some things you guys have done, witnessed or thought of that are mainly associated with the "Male Race"? It can be anything of any degree of social acceptance as you've seen above. Especially some of your deeper thoughts. Let's hear them.
What was mine? Well, after a delicious supper concocted by the soon to be Missus Triplegee, I was prompted to attend a ceremony at my throne during which I expelled a near perfect "halo" of excrement. I mean, an unbroken ring around the entire circumference of the toilet! We're talking nigh onto 15 inches unbroken! Yeah! I know! I felt like a newborn father I was so proud! Now, some of you young fellers may not think that's a big deal but I'm 63 and "Solid circumferential deposits" are not a strong characteristic of we old wizened ones.
So, beaming with pride, I hollered at my future beneficiary and said "hey baby, come look at this before I flush it!"
She, who possesses nearly all the class in our relationship, whole heartedly declined my invitation with her own exasperated "HONEY!!! That's gross!!!" So, encouraged by her disgust, I offerred up the possibility of me taking a picture or two and posting my accomplishment on Facebook, TikTok and Twitter! While Fascistbook and the Chinese Spy Site may frown upon it, Surely Elon Musk would appreciate my grand achievement as open minded as he appears to be this month.
Milady countered and thoroughly chastised me about doing anything other than sending my prize straight down the toilet as quick as possible. So, with mixed emotions of pride and feelings of loss, I flushed my creation down to hell or at least the septic tank.
Afterwards, I was pondering why women don't appreciate or respect men for their significant accomplishments regardless of how bizarre or unconventional. That string of thought is what led to this thread.
So, what are some things you guys have done, witnessed or thought of that are mainly associated with the "Male Race"? It can be anything of any degree of social acceptance as you've seen above. Especially some of your deeper thoughts. Let's hear them.
